Inktober Monster 11

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Bristle-Backed Flob
Vampires these days are generally portrayed as sensitive, brooding men with sparkly skin and very little pubic hair, which is not bad going for what is essentially a horrifying six-foot leech with legs, who smells of black pudding, Brylcreem and scabs.

So now a lot of monsters have tried to rehabilitate their image in the same way. This sweaty cretin has given himself a makeover and thinks he looks suave, not realising that you can paint one eyebrow raised on your mask but that doesn’t make you David Niven.

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