We are good at sketches. Want us to prove it? Come and see us sketch at these times and places:
Red Raw, The Stand, Newcastle
Another ten minute spot at the North’s best new comedy night.
Blu Bar, Middlesbrough
This is our first and only Edinburgh preview. We will make lots of textbook errors for your entertainment and our education. Come and watch this.
Heavy Petting Live
Bar 50, 11pm, Edinburgh 11.05-12.05 FREE
Our Edinburgh show, part of the Free Festival. This will be the tits, I promise.
The Stand, Newcastle 8.30pm
Another nother ten minuter.
People’s Theatre, Newcastle
Burlesque and bawdy sketches. Always a treat!
We’re serving up four portions of bawdy nonsense at ARC in Stockton on Saturday 14th July, alongside the region’s finest purveyors of burlesque and the art of striptease. I’d say something about tits on stage but that would be inappropriate.
Come and see us! And more!
I run a sketch group at our local arts centre, ARC in Stockton. I’ve done it for two years now, and we’ve staged 15 performances of 5 shows so far, and this one is definitely the sixth. The show is written and performed by whoever turns up on a Thursday night, and this show has a cast of 29. 29! That’s a huge cast for a sketch show, bigger than, like, Three of a Kind and Hale and Pace combined!
If you’re wondering how I contribute: I script edit, dump any sketch that mentions chavs or parmos, and make everyone say their lines louder. It’s fun.
Come along to the show. I guarantee it’s got a lot of bananas in it. Nice, if you like bananas. And if you fancy being in the show next time, come along on a Thursday night. We start again in September. Bring your own bananas.
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