Beastlies: The Nearwhal

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It’s nearly a narwhal. Sadly, because it looks a bit like a sausage on a stick, and it tastes a bit like a sausage on a stick, the nearwhal used to be very popular, and is now very rare.

Usually found at parties, stuck face down in a foil-covered potato.

 

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