The Flapping Fanny
At times of great personal crisis the flapping fanny will appear, running round and round in circles, screaming “what are we going to do? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?”. Obviously the first thing to do is kick the annoying little bastard over the nearest wall, before running round and round in circles screaming “NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?” and hoping another flapping fanny appears that you can kick.