The Six-Titted Irrelevance
Picture the scene: this distracting little miscreant has popped up and is following you around, singing painfully tuneless sea shanties and slapping your shins with its four slimy tentacles, basically making your life a misery, but every time you try to talk to someone about it they say “well I don’t see how that’s relevant”. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THAT?
What is a monster?*
*It’s a monster
Ramshackle Charm 