Forget life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Or rather don’t, but recognise that toast with butter is a basic human right up there with the other three. Best eaten off a plate, all cosy comfy in bed.
What glorious magic occurs inside the toaster to transform a simple slice of bread into the warm and crunchy food of the gods?
There are only around three things in life more satisfying than the perfect piece of toast, and to be honest even they might be improved by the addition of a buttery slice.
It’s nice with soup too.
Nom nom nom! That’s all I’m saying. Hehe, it really is the little things…