MAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE? SNOW SUCH THING.
I notice that it snowed last week. So much for global warming.
Perhaps it’s time we take these so-called scientists and fill their trousers with custard until they accept that sunspots, speed cameras and the BBC licence fee are to blame.
BAA BAA BASTARDS
So I expect some council somewhere has probably decided that some nursery rhyme or other should be banned or changed so it’s all about Muslims or same-sex marriage or something.
You couldn’t make it up!
These looney lefties should be rounded up so I can pretend to throw a bucket of water over them, only the bucket would actually be full of confetti. And then I’d reintroduce National Service, hanging and Sunday Night at the Royal Palladium.
GORDON McBROWN MORE LIKE!
Is it just me or is Gordon Brown Scottish?
A soda siphon in the face is too good for him!
Asylum seekers? I would stand next to them and I would have a ladder over my shoulder and I would turn clockwise and they would see the ladder coming and duck, but then I would turn anti-clockwise and the ladder would hit them in the back of the head and they would fall over.
And then I would involuntarily repatriate them.
KEEP IT CLEAN
So Mr Sheen is polish.
What’s wrong with shining up your table with english?
It’s another symptom of broken Britain. I see Princess Diana is still dead, too.