Treat Level Raised

Treat level has today been raised to “cake”, the second-highest level of treat there is. This doesn’t mean you will have cake tomorrow, nor that anyone has mentioned getting you a cake, nor that anyone you know will have cake. We’re not even 100% certain that cake actually exists at this point.

Look, stop thinking about cake would you? You’re cake daft, the lot of you.

Here’s a picture of cake I did once.