“…when pressed, Michael Gove released a thick, meaty juice that was funneled into a large vat containing the liquids squeezed from his cabinet colleagues. The pressing of politicians continues tomorrow.”
michael gove
For the Woman Who Has Everything
I also think that in spite of, and perhaps because of the austere times we should have a whip round and buy Kate and Wills a new flat screen telly. To cheers us all up, like.