To cut a long story short, I travelled back in time and killed Marcel Proust.

Yeah. 15 word sci-fi! And highbrow, too.

(Apologies for the lack of updating this week. I have been busy – it looks like a friend and I may have got ourselves a fun filmmaking job with our own office and pay and everything so I’m strutting round feeling all grown up and buying new trousers. Next week I will have got used to it all and will be writing facts about squirrels and drawing ducks again, I promise. Quack. Hoorah!)