Pointless Prequels

New prequels coming soooooon*:

Honey, The Kids Are Still Fine.

The Night Of The Living.

The Italian Jobseekers.

O Brother Why Don’t Thou Leave Me Alone?

Where’s Red October? Oh, Wait, There It Is. Panic Over.

All The Days Before The Day The Earth Stood Still, When The Earth Didn’t Stand Still.

Average-Looking In A Range Of Colours.

although for sheer pointlessness none of them could beat

The Phantom Menace

Eh? Eh? Am I right? Eh? See what I did there…

*not really, they are just jokes.

Ramshackle Charm